Did you know the universe was created by a cute little cartoon mouse superhero from Indian? Don't be fooled friends! Dikan, the true Lord God, is here to be ambivalent to our existence! Hurray! It all makes sense when you realize it does. Dinkan was born in a forest, was abducted by space aliens, and gained superpowers. See? It's all coming together.
Seriously finding this sent me into a fit of giggles.
Below are the various proofs and logic used by DinCon, the International Society for Dinkan Consciousness, an awareness group dedicated to "spreading the Gospel of Lord Dinkan around the world", located in Los Angeles funny enough.
I'm not 100% certain, but I think the red underpants is the sacred icon and emblem of the Dinkonism faith.